Entry title: echo of the past
Date / Time : Tuesday, January 12, 2010 / 7:12 AM
YO PPL! yea la. i noe. i long time nvr post le. too bad la. too lazy. too busy. yea. so now i finally hav the motivation and time to post. so yea. juz read la. read oso nid me teach u.
k la. i noe u guys hav noticed this. but 2010 is here le! yea. 2009 is behind us le. no choice. even god like me cannot stop time. yea. wif great power comes great responsibility. wif new year comes sch life. yea i noe. its sucks. if nt wad u wan me do? hey! let me tell u something. sch rocks man! no kidding. its seriously rock! it cured me from the insomnia i have been suffering for the past 2 months sia! now no nid rely on sleeping pills le sia! juz go sch. wala! free sleeping pills. sch help me save a lot money on sleeping pills sia! sch totally rocks man! dun u guys agree wif me? _________________________________________________ 4th jan 2010 yea yea. its the start of sch days. had to take care of the sec 1s and make them feel welcome. yea. overall its fun playing wif them. they are cooperative, friendly, talkative, kaypo and most importantly, they have excellent ( beyond perfect ) eyesights man! they all call me ' yan dao ' sia. their eyesight is perfect right? their yan guang is the best among the sec1s lo. no choice. 1B jiu shi 1B. yea. they talk a lot la. play a lot too. really enjoyed playing wif them, leading them arnd the sch. they are a fun lot to play wif. hope there will be next opportunity ba. ohya! i am officially wearing long pants. cool eh? i see a lot ppl look taller after they wear long pants. kinda cool though. but i dun see tingjie any taller in his long pants leh. i dun noe why. but i guess there is this chinese saying call ' wu yao ke jiu '. ( for those who are halal or speaks some other unidentified language or gibblish, it means tingjie is damn tall. ) 11th jan 2010 had our first pe lesson. yea. finally. but then. we spend time on height and weight. sian sia. i am 174cm only ( sry accidentally put colour ) sia.damn! 1 more centimetre to 175cm. after we had this 2.4km test run. only to train stamina only la. nt to tour arnd the sch and get to noe abt the sch boundaries better la. sian sia. kana chase by snail. then make me run so fast. i almost died from lack of oxygen while trying to outrun the snail u noe. sch de snails sucks man. all travel so fast de. almost caught up on me sia. scary. __________________________________________________ k la. nid go sleep le. very tired. my bed is calling for me. hope u guys can tahan the sch life la. i am trying oso. jia you ppls!
Moral of the story: save water, dun flush toilet after use. together we can save planet Earth!
Entry title: the rhythm in my head
Date / Time : Tuesday, December 1, 2009 / 10:15 AM
k la k la. i noe la. i long time nvr post le. ok la. its actually becuz i lazy. everytime wan post. type 5 words then dun wan continue le. sry la ppl. too lazy le. nvm. this time finally have the motivation to post. yea. cuz too bored le la. nth to do. so come here type a few words. hope can be less bored.
ok la. did nt special this few weeks though. juz got this routine. everyday same thing same time. eat. play. sleep. eat. play. sleep. eat. play. sleep. eat. play. sleep. yea. i spent more than 2/3 of my time playing and sleeping. thats cool man. i guess its the same for u guys. this few days keep sleeping for so long sia. eat into my computer time le lo. then now spend so little time on finding songs. hai. i think i shud hibernate someday. lock myself in the room for a month. then come out only during spring. sound like those bears or snakes. but its damn cool lo. sleep for so long. wifout food and water leh. cool man. maybe we shud try sometime. save food supply. BUT before u all do hor. better tell ur mum and dad u are going to hibernate hor. if nt they find u still nt awake for 3 days. they will think u die de leh. then when u wake up u find urself in the coffin liao lo.
didnt stay at home. was outside the whole day, as usual. went to watch 3v3 competitions. quite cool though. but too bad. got confidence i can beat them in the future. aiya. juz watch la. singapore best baller. me. get it? yea. good. wad? bhb? talk big? come on la. its call accurately predicting ur future. nvm. anyway. bballed after that. long time nvr play wif alast they all liao. and alast and juven is still as short as ever. then went to mac to eat. the meal was fine. its juz the buying of ice cream part. i wan to buy two vanilla cone. i understand that most ppl will give 1 $1 coin and 2 20¢ coins since it cost $1.40. yea. but wad if u give the cashier 28 5¢ coins? yea. thats wad i did. cool eh? u might think that the cashier will stare at me , point middle finger to me and start scolding ' f ' words and screaming and punching his chest like some tarzan like that. nah. he is nt tj la. dun worry. he juz counted the money. i slowly watch him count sia. then when he count finish i say his maths good. wad? really nt bad wad. can calculate that value of 28 5¢ already very good le. better than tj. yea. then he replied ' ofc la. i from ur sch de ma. ' ( that was really his answer ) yea. he is our senior man. its a malay fellow. his name is called Yasin. nt a bad name. but tarzan sounds nicer to me. anyway. we ( me and cashier ) chatted a while. then briefly tok abt the sch teachers, courses, subjects, marriage, love, children and work. no la. jk. the marriage onward part is fake de la. yea. then stopped cuz he got customer. if nt can really tok abt marriage liao lo. nt bad la. at least i did a good deed. i provide macdonalds wif 5¢ man. wad? nt good deed meh? u see their meal. almost every meal is something something five cent de lo. then must use 5¢ for change ma. see i so good. hai. cannot be helped. ppl like me too nice le.
hai. so little interesting things happening. very boring leh my life. ok la i think thats all for today ba. very tired le. anyway so sry ppl. long time nvr update. too lazy. ok la. i can hear my bed calling me le. bye!
P.S : those that wan to play 5v5 wif me and my frens de can call me, text me, email me, fax me, come directly to my hse, msn me or write letter to me. either ways oso can. u wan flying pigeon send letters oso can.
Moral of the story : use tree barks instead of tissue papers, they are unprocessed thus healthier.
Entry title: a tune of my life
Date / Time : Sunday, November 1, 2009 / 10:46 AM
sian... this few days gonna be busy wif stuffs sia. then will eat into my sleeping time. cannot sia. no sleep = die. yea. gonna say goodbye to my dreaming and resting times. k la, lets see wad i have done this and last week.
last week: was busy studying for exams at home. no la, jkjk. end of sch liao still study wad sai. ask MOE go die ar..... ask every staff in the MOE go hell la..... ask tj go eat shit la.... eh, sry sry, wrong topic. nvm nvm. anyway. was playing bball for the first time after rested for 1 and a half week for the recovery of my sprained ankle lo. damn ( see, i spelt damN ) bored sia during that 1 and a half week. everyday meditate at home. stare at the wall until i see my face in that piece of wall lo. eh? nose bleed? me? ofc will nose bleed la. wa lao eh. see that kind of shuai ge who won't nose bleed sia? pls la, even lao uncle see that face will oso nose bleed la. nvm nvm. anyway. was finally bballing the whole week. yea. my hand itch is cured. ohya. speaking of lao uncle. nowadays hor. lao uncles getting more and more pervy liao sia. one day when i walked pass a coffee shop. i saw this lao uncle wif huge belly ( i nt sure is belly or tumour la. i guess tumuor oso nt so big lo). wa lao eh. he staring at a sexy girl pic in his phone sia. then i see red liquid dripping in his belly. no la, jkjk, the red liquid part is fake de. wa lao eh. so old liao. at least 50 ++ liao. still put wad sexy girl pic as wallpaper. no scared suddenly have high blood pressure then heart attack meh? no scared too agitated then suddenly kana stroke meh? pls la. dun put sexy lady as wallpaper liao la. put mine. its more sexy. yea. no la. jkjk. this week: spent the week's time travelling arnd balling. yea. was spamming bball after that sucky 1 and a half week of rest. on a faithful day baq home. saw this guy on bus. he was resting his elbow on the the seat beside him. and his feet resting on the opposite seat. yea. he was seating at almost the front seat. got 4 seats facing each other de that one. then his gf beside him like wan die liao sia. the stinky smell from the armpit. wa, if it wad me i long die liao lo. then will oso vomit foam from my mouth one. then the leg hor. very clean one sia. cannot see any hair one. hairless dude man. wan compete wif me nt? cfm lose de la. i will only lose to chai sim in my life when it comes to leg hair. so sry cs, dun mean to compete leg hair wif u one. u are the unbeatable. cannot compare wif u. anyway. eh mister ( that armpit fellow) . cannot beat me still dare put ur leg there. if i catch u put ur hairless leg there, i show u my leg hair ar. scary bo? aha. noob. sucker. go baq find ur mummy la. drink ba wang grow leg hair then come tok to me la. noobshit. ___________________________________________________ ohya! sry la peilynn. this few days nvr company u go play bball. sry sry. next time cfm play wif u de. cfm. ok? k la, i guess thats all ba. quite little though cuz nid rush to bed liao. eyes closing liao. the things arnd me is fading. kk. bye! Moral of the story: basketball is round *wow*
Entry title: Voice from my heart
Date / Time : Wednesday, October 21, 2009 / 1:33 AM
hey! u guys must be wondering i changed to such a nice nice skin right? too bad. genius jiu shi genius. can read ppl mind de. k la, tell u the truth. is i make it de. nice right? no la. jkjk! i nt so pro to make such a nice one yet. but in the future i will make sure i can make one that is nicer than this. anyway. i would like to thank NG JING YI for making the skin for me. *claps* *drop to the ground* *shed tears of gratitute* *cry loudly* lol. sry. too drama le.
To JingYi: thanks a lot for the skin! very nice! i owe u one. i will try to return the favour as soon as possible. ok? Moral of the story: my blog rocks.
Entry title: the rhythm in my head
Date / Time : / 12:58 AM
YO PPL LIVING ON EARTH! THIS IS UR GOD SPEAKING! no la jk. no la, this no stare ceiling. stare until sian liao. now change to staring at the walls in my room, they are much more interesting. k nvm, u wont noe how a cripple feels. lol. cripple? yea la, i have unoffically became a part time paika. my right ankle dun seems to like me and it sprained itself. yea. and the physician say must rest for 2 weeks. and i cannot play bball for 2 weeks la. pls lo. no bball for 2 weeks?! that is worse than listening to Mdm Maureen Lee de speeches for consecutive 10 days lo! yea, i noe. its worse than hell. hades himself oso cannot tahan so much. nvm, who ask me so pro and so TALL. (the colour there are juz to emphasise the words for TJ, who apparently is sensitive to heights, depth, altitude and wadever it is of things.) anyway, i juz hope that my ankle will recover before the interclass starts. i think can la. although this few days it juz keeps hurting. ok then. lets look baq at wad i did last weeks
juz had maths paper on that day. was nt really happy wif my performance. cfm got mistakes here and there. ohya. the weather on that day was dam hot. like sitting on stove like that(adapted from TJ) anyway. on my way baq home i saw this snail. it was crawling away from the sun's ray and towards the shelter under a HDB void deck. i watched it for 5minutes and it moved 5cm. then i carried it to the shelter. cuz i think the sun will already set when it reaches the void deck. too bad lo. i too nice liao. this is the second time i saved a snail. cool man.
Entry title: a tune of my life
Date / Time : Friday, October 9, 2009 / 9:28 AM
once again, i stared at the ceiling waiting for it to fall. but i have tot of certain things la hor. i feel that exams very bo liao sia. very time-consuming oso. exams make ppl work so hard until their brain burst. then some nvr get to interact wif outside world le. most stuck at home to study. i dun understand why must have exams lo. like i said, its boliao lo. teachers already got answer sheet liao. still expect we all to copy more for them. only difference is that its rephrased. then somemore is handwrite de lo. so tiring. lame sia they, wan so much answer sheet dun noe for wad. aiya. next when u answer questions. juz put there "refer to answer sheet" can liao la. no nid waste time copy for them. teachers nowadays really got nth to do man. k la, dun tok abt teachers liao. i bet they at home sneezing now lo. k la, off to stare at ceiling liao. bye!
Moral of the story: "please refer to answer sheet"
Entry title: a tune of my life
Date / Time : Sunday, October 4, 2009 / 6:39 AM
"boy meet girl. boy falls in love wif girl. girl falls in love wif boy. boy and girl became couple. happily ever after." simple yet perfect. wad abt destiny, affinity and fate............................?
there is no such thing....................... but i wan to believe that they exist..................... do u...? they say love is complicated. but can love be simple yet perfect? "boy meets girl. boy falls in love wif girl. girl falls in love wif boy. boy and girl became couple. happily ever after." can it?
Boon!
hi. mah name are calvin a.k.a ah boon. 13 years young last year. born-ed at 18/06/1995. currently studies on kranji secondary school. wad else u wanna noe? nric? rest in peace la hor.
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Friends. my father. my mother. my brother. my sister. my da uncle. my da aunt. my uncle. my aunt. my xiao uncle. my xiao aunt. my tang ge. my tang jie. my tang di. my biao ge. my biao jie. my biao di. my biao mei. my grandfather. my grandmother. all bballers.
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sour and spicy things for some particular reasons.
