Entry title: a tune of my life
Date / Time : Wednesday, September 30, 2009 / 8:40 AM
lol. nth special today like usual. except stayed baq to play bball. this few days like entering a sauna rm like that leh. so hot. my arm de hair all curling down when i stand outside for less than half a minute. pls lo, its even more effective than sauna or pouring boiling water over urself la. today i saw a perv sia. wan to wallop that guy sia. an uncle la actually. those typical de coffee shop uncle. those have du nan de. baldy de. pants wear high high de those type. yea, can get the description? hm? mr zainal? ur head la. eh! i understand that mr zainal fits the description very perfectly la, but then can dun like that not? he no hair very poor thing liao. still dare say him perv. u all very bad sia. anyway, this uncle hor(not zainal) walk walk walk hor. can suddenly peek at other girls' de "chest " de leh. pro right? then when i stare him he dun dare look at me sia. i dun noe is guilt or i too shuai liao. aiya, the second reason has the highest probability la. wa, he look at ppl de there still nvr say sorry. see liao juz walk away. the girls in front of me very poor thing u noe not. kana scan by this perv. and the worse thing is hor, that guy dun wan look at me leh. eh pls lo. my figure oso nt bad de leh. 36D, 25, 30. nt bad right? so sexy yet that uncle dun wan look sia. wa lao eh. where is justice man.
To that pervy lao ti ko: eh. dun let me see u again hor. if not i make sure u really no hair. and i will gorge ur eyeballs out if i see u looking at other ppl de 'chest'. i make sure u and all the pervs in the world shall perished from this world. i advise u la, go baq niang jia drink cow milk la hor. cherish ur life b4 u die la hor. see too much chio bu careful get too agitated then get high blood pressure la hor. go home see ur own body la. and i hope u die faster. zao si zao hao.
Moral of the story: TJ is short.
btw, i can bet that nobody remembers tmr is children's day la....
Boon!
hi. mah name are calvin a.k.a ah boon. 13 years young last year. born-ed at 18/06/1995. currently studies on kranji secondary school. wad else u wanna noe? nric? rest in peace la hor.
Other stuffs
likes
Friends. my father. my mother. my brother. my sister. my da uncle. my da aunt. my uncle. my aunt. my xiao uncle. my xiao aunt. my tang ge. my tang jie. my tang di. my biao ge. my biao jie. my biao di. my biao mei. my grandfather. my grandmother. all bballers.
dislikes
sour and spicy things for some particular reasons.
